I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
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i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
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Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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