My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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