All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
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i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
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You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
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