It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
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My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
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You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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