She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
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Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
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it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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