I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
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I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
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He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
Did you pee in the oven last night??
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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