Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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