we have officially lost it.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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