His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
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