I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
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I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
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No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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