Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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