you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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