It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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