Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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