You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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