We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
i believe in u and ur pee
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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