make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
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After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
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I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
Randomize