I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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