first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
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