i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
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He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
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Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
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