I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
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It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
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It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
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