: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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