I need help removing her.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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