I can tuck mytits in my pants
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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