Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
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I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
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You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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