No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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