I bet he comes in French.
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
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But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
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Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
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