i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
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I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
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Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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