hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
Randomize
