My hair reeks of homosexuality.
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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