Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
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k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
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the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
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