I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
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when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
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she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
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