Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
You were trust falling into bushes
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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