remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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