My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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