I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
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you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
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I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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