My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
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She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
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He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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