? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
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I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
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Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
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