everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
the liver wants what the liver wants
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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