Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
What a fucking waste of an outfit
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
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