I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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