I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
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