if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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