who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
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So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
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Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
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