Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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