ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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