I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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