I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
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i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
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I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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