thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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