So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
either way he was missing a nipple.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
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I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
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Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
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