Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
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