He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
he laminated a picture of his dick.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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