I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
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