Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
You dont lie about slip and slides
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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