if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
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She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
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It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
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