If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
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I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
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By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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