so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
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Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
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HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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