all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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