ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
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Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
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When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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